Feed aggregator
How Windows 10 Earned Its Good Reputation While Planting the Seeds of Windows 11's Problems
Read more of this story at Slashdot.
Americans Are Watching Fewer New TV Shows and More Free TV
Read more of this story at Slashdot.
GOG and CD Projekt Founder Acquires 100% Ownership of GOG
Read more of this story at Slashdot.
VC Sees AI-generated Video Gutting the Creator Economy
Read more of this story at Slashdot.
'Why Academics Should Do More Consulting'
Read more of this story at Slashdot.
'I Switched To eSIM in 2025, and I am Full of Regret'
Read more of this story at Slashdot.
Job Apocalypse? Not Yet. AI is Creating Brand New Occupations
Read more of this story at Slashdot.
Global Hotel Groups Bet on Customer Loyalty To Beat Online and AI Agents
Read more of this story at Slashdot.
LG Launches UltraGear Evo Gaming Monitors With What It Claims is the World's First 5K AI Upscaling
Read more of this story at Slashdot.
UK Accounting Body To Halt Remote Exams Amid AI Cheating
Read more of this story at Slashdot.
Ask Slashdot: What's the Stupidest Use of AI You Saw In 2025?
Read more of this story at Slashdot.
60 Game Workers Form First Ubisoft Union in North America
Read more of this story at Slashdot.
Breach Forces Ubisoft to Take 'Rainbow Six Siege' Offline
Read more of this story at Slashdot.
Best of…: Best of 2025: Too Many Red Flags
Fresh out of university, Remco accepted a job that allowed him to relocate to a different country. While entering the workforce for the first time, he was also adjusting to a new home and culture, which is probably why the red flags didn't look quite so red.
The trouble had actually begun during his interview. While being questioned about his own abilities, Remco learned about Conglomcorp's healthy financial position, backed by a large list of clients. Everything seemed perfect, but Remco had a bad gut feeling he could neither explain nor shake off. Being young and desperate for a job, he ignored his misgivings and accepted the position. He hadn't yet learned how scarily accurate intuition often proves to be.
The second red flag was run up the mast at orientation. While teaching him about the company's history, one of the senior managers proudly mentioned that Conglomcorp had recently fired 50% of their workforce, and were still doing great. This left Remco feeling more concerned than impressed, but he couldn't reverse course now.
Flag number three waved during onboarding, as Remco began to learn about the Java application he would be helping to develop. He'd been sitting at the cubicle of Lars, a senior developer, watching over his shoulder as Lars familiarized him with the application's UI.
"Garbage Collection." Using his mouse, Lars circled a button in the interface labeled just that. "We added this to solve a bug some users were experiencing. Now we just tell everyone that if they notice any weird behavior in the application, they should click this button."
Remco frowned. "What happens in the code when you click that?"
"It calls System.gc()."
But that wasn't even guaranteed to run! The Java virtual machine handled its own garbage collection. And in no universe did you want to put a worse-than-useless button in your UI and manipulate clients into thinking it did something. But Remco didn't feel confident enough to speak his mind. He kept silent and soldiered on.
When Remco was granted access to the codebase, it got worse. The whole thing was a pile of spaghetti full of similar design brillance that mostly worked well enough to satisfy clients, although there was a host of bugs in the bug tracker, some of which had been rotting there for over 7 years. Remco had been given the unenviable task of fixing the oldest ones.
Remco slogged through another few months. Eventually, he was tasked with implementing a new feature that was supposed to be similar to existing features already in the application. He checked these other features to see how they were coded, intending to follow the same pattern. As it turned out, they had all been implemented in a different, weird way. The wheel had been reinvented over and over, each time by someone who'd never even heard of a circle. None of the implementations looked like anything he ought to be imitating.
Flummoxed, Remco approached Lars' cubicle and explained his findings. "How should I proceed?" he finally asked.
Lars shrugged, and looked up from a running instance of the application. "I don't know." Lars turned back to his screen and pushed "Garbage Collect".
Fairly soon after that enlightening experience, Remco moved on. Conglomcorp is still going, though whether they've retained their garbage collection button is anyone's guess.
[Advertisement] Utilize BuildMaster to release your software with confidence, at the pace your business demands. Download today!AI Chatbots May Be Linked to Psychosis, Say Doctors
Read more of this story at Slashdot.
Rob Pike Angered by 'AI Slop' Spam Sent By Agent Experiment
Read more of this story at Slashdot.
There Was Some Good News on Green Energy in 2025
Read more of this story at Slashdot.
'No Happy Ending for Movie Theatres', Argues WSJ - No Matter Who Wins Warner Bros.
Read more of this story at Slashdot.
Did Tim Cook Post AI Slop in His Christmas Message Promoting 'Pluribus'?
Read more of this story at Slashdot.
Texas Father Rescues Kidnapped 15-Year-Old Daughter After Tracking Her Phone's Location
Read more of this story at Slashdot.
